Netanyahu turns to the Dope and says “You could go down in history as the greatest man in the history of the Middle East by clearing out all the two million Palestinians in Gaza, and building a Miami Beach of hotels and beach mansions on the seashore.” The Dope said “Can they be Trump Resorts?” “Well” says Netanyahu “You drive a hard bargain, but OK”. And the Dope says “What a great genius am I, I’ll do it”
Then Putin turns to the Dope and says “You could be the Greatest Peacemaker in history by ending the vicious and barbaric Ukrainian bloody war against the great historic and peaceful and righteous empire of Russia”. The Dope says “I’ve got a great idea, I’ll stop any U.S. assistance to Ukraine and give Russia vital U.S Intelligence, and maybe some weapons too, to help our dear ally, Russia, take back the Russian territory of Ukraine. And the evil Nazi Ukrainians will be defeated, and their war criminal leaders will be tried and executed on worldwide TV, and the great Russian leader Putin will praise and thank the Great Peacemaker, Me. On worldwide TV.”
And the Dope says “What a genius I am. I will be the most important man in all the history books.
Maybe even greater than Hitler”
