Tuesday, June 21, 2022

Texas wants to secede - a good idea?

 The essential read of historian Heather Cox Richardson revealed something astonishingly awful yesterday - the Platform of the Texas Republican Party.  This reads like a Saturday Night Live skit mocking Republicans, but it is what these actual Republican politicians in Texas did. Per her "Letters From American":

"...delegates to a convention of the Texas Republican Party today approved platform planks 
  • rejecting “the certified results of the 2020 Presidential election, and [holding] that acting President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. was not legitimately elected by the people of the United States” (the Big Lie to the end)
  • requiring students “to learn about the dignity of the preborn human,” including that life begins at fertilization (the Evangelical minority rules)
  • treating homosexuality as “an abnormal lifestyle choice” (what are they afraid of in themselves?)
  • locking the number of Supreme Court justices at 9 (until they want to change it)
  • getting rid of the constitutional power to levy income taxes (bankruptcy for all)
  • abolishing the Federal Reserve (conspiracy forever)
  • rejecting the Equal Rights Amendment (what could possibly be scarier than women with rights?)
  • returning Christianity to schools and government (fuck the First Amendment) 
  • ending all gun safety measures (everyone thinks they're Clint Eastwood, but they are actually Fredo Corleone)
  • abolishing the Department of Education (who needs to know anything?)
  • arming teachers (have you ever seen grade school teachers?);
  • requiring colleges to teach “free-market liberty principles” (you never heard of Business School, or MBAs?)
  • defending capital punishment (front row seats and sell popcorn)
  • dictating the ways in which the events at the Alamo are remembered (now their just making jokes);
  • protecting Confederate monuments (does Germany have statues of Goering or Rommel?)
  • ending gay marriage (they can't stop thinking about penises and assholes)
  • withdrawing from the United Nations and the World Health Organization (nobody tells Bubba what to do, y'hear?)
  • and calling for a vote “for the people of Texas to determine whether or not the State of Texas should reassert its status as an independent nation (that could be a pretty good idea!).”
The problem with this is that it is not a SNL skit mocking Republicans.  It is real Republicans being as serious as an AR15.  At the heart of these platform planks are a couple of things - a twisted version of what it means to be a man (to be violent, dangerous, dominating, cruel) - and a twisted version of Christianity based on the twisted violent picture of a man which is so remarkably contrary to the actual life and teachings of the actual Jesus Christ.

Our country is in a very sad place, and tragically it is more than sad, it is dangerous.